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Poserboy Guitars

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 2:19 am
by poserboy71
Hey Guys and Gals,
I have decided to compete with Tom Palecki and TJ Monster.
I am throwing my pink feather clip-ons into the ring and starting Poserboy Guitars !!!!

I will only be making PINK VV-inspired guitars.
$1,040.00 dollar deposit. $4,000.00 upon shipment.
Autographed version will be $6,478.03 cheaper

I introduce---- The harPOONed Drag Queen :



















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Re: Poserboy Guitars

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 2:42 am
by poserboy71
Proto-POON :
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Re: Poserboy Guitars

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 3:43 am
by erg2
I do not want one.

Re: Poserboy Guitars

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 5:42 am
by wolfgang161272
Oh :shock:
Mhm, I also think I don't need one :wink: :mrgreen:

Re: Poserboy Guitars

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:03 am
by doublev2
if it comes in brown i am a taker. thats charm central.

Re: Poserboy Guitars

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:04 am
by doublev2
choice of headstocks too, nice poserboy

Re: Poserboy Guitars

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:10 am
by Genebaby
I'm out! LOL.....

Re: Poserboy Guitars

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:27 am
by doublev2
Nice sticky oilly pastel paint. Belly button lint will stick nicely to it.

Re: Poserboy Guitars

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 8:30 am
by shramiac
Hey the first one comes with 24 frets! Can't complain about that!!! :lol:

Re: Poserboy Guitars

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 10:57 am
by KissMyAss
I'll sell ya this pink guitar for only $500. And throw in a free one year subscription to this forum. You can talk to ME PERSONALLY..worth every penny...well more like not worth one penny....but just consider it a bonus. Send the payment to my email

fuckeverybodyneveryone@happytrainmail.com

Re: Poserboy Guitars

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:56 pm
by metatron
Just got this e-mail from POONSTAR GUITARZ
POONSTAR GUITARZ wrote: Thanks for you inquiries Dannii-Poon. As I was typing this e-mail, I was able to build you a PINK VV-in-Spyder-ed guitar. I've included the photo of the labour intensive hours I've put in to building this pearler for you. Please forward me my CA$H.....$6,478.03 & I'll fly over & hand it to you personally.

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Cheers
Your friendly POONSTAR professional.

Re: Poserboy Guitars

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 10:28 pm
by erg2
When do the parts sail in from China?

Re: Poserboy Guitars

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 1:40 am
by Kisstrooper
Bloody AWESOME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: Poserboy Guitars

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 4:37 am
by poserboy71
Poserboy Guitars - Featuring the harPOON, POONstar,and POONie Tunes guitar models.

"Making great guitars MEDIOCRE"

Re: Poserboy Guitars

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 6:48 am
by doublev2
rick what is this crude item?

Re: Poserboy Guitars

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 6:49 am
by poserboy71
Crude ? How rude !!!!

Re: Poserboy Guitars

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 7:08 am
by doublev2
i love crude. is this really your work?

Re: Poserboy Guitars

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 8:07 am
by erg2
Crude is his medium. A true master.

Re: Poserboy Guitars

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 12:19 pm
by poserboy71
doublev2 wrote:... is this really your work?
:wink: :D :lol: And this guy is really Gene Simmons .
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Re: Poserboy Guitars

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 1:32 pm
by erg2
Not fat enough.

Re: Poserboy Guitars

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 3:03 pm
by Slayer
doublev2 wrote:if it comes in brown i am a taker. thats charm central.

:shock: :shock: :lol: :lol:

Re: Poserboy Guitars

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 3:27 pm
by poserboy71
poserboy71 wrote:
doublev2 wrote:... is this really your work?
:wink: :D :lol: And this guy is really Gene Simmons .
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YES Dino, judging by the picture, it comes in brown.

Re: Poserboy Guitars

Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2012 6:34 am
by 1031
LMFAO ... :D

Re: Poserboy Guitars

Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2012 2:18 pm
by KissMyAss
Do you think Gene Simmons is part lizard? It came to mind for some reason