Ace Frehley Jokes
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Ace Frehley Jokes
Courtesy of Jim Florentine's podcast (these were jokes Jim was unable to use due to Ace canceling out on the Dee Snider roast so he read them on his podcast)
https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jim ... d427360363
Ace Frehley's face has the texture of an english muffin. Instead of make up he should've smeared strawberry jam on himself.
Ace Frehley's face looks like they used it put out the Great White club fire in Rhode Island.
Ace, you hit the wall harder than Dale Earnhardt.
Ace, it's a good thing you got away from that arrogant loud mouth that loves to hear himself talk Gene Simmons and instead made friends with Eddie Trunk.
Eddie Trunk? I've tried to get him to lose weight for years. Oh well, eventually diabetes will take his feet and he'll drop a few pounds.
Although, if he didn't have any feet he wouldn't be able to chase Ace Frehley around in case his tongue fell out of his ass.
Lita Ford? It's perfect that her last name is Ford because she's sturdy, reliable and was made in 1907.
Lita fucked so many eighties metal guys that recently her gynecologist found a can of aqua net in her pussy.
There are more in the podcast itself.
https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jim ... d427360363
Ace Frehley's face has the texture of an english muffin. Instead of make up he should've smeared strawberry jam on himself.
Ace Frehley's face looks like they used it put out the Great White club fire in Rhode Island.
Ace, you hit the wall harder than Dale Earnhardt.
Ace, it's a good thing you got away from that arrogant loud mouth that loves to hear himself talk Gene Simmons and instead made friends with Eddie Trunk.
Eddie Trunk? I've tried to get him to lose weight for years. Oh well, eventually diabetes will take his feet and he'll drop a few pounds.
Although, if he didn't have any feet he wouldn't be able to chase Ace Frehley around in case his tongue fell out of his ass.
Lita Ford? It's perfect that her last name is Ford because she's sturdy, reliable and was made in 1907.
Lita fucked so many eighties metal guys that recently her gynecologist found a can of aqua net in her pussy.
There are more in the podcast itself.
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Re: Ace Frehley Jokes
Jokes are meant to be funny!
He's by far the weak link on That Metal Show. IMO
He's by far the weak link on That Metal Show. IMO
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Re: Ace Frehley Jokes
That's funny - I think his counterpart is the weak link.shramiac wrote:Jokes are meant to be funny!
He's by far the weak link on That Metal Show. IMO
"Stairway to the stars, I think I'll write good health to you." - Albert Bouchard / Richard Meltzer / Donald Roeser
"Vinnie Vincent saved Kiss. It's just too bad he couldn't save himself." - Me
"Vinnie Vincent saved Kiss. It's just too bad he couldn't save himself." - Me
Re: Ace Frehley Jokes
Jokes at a toast are pretty much like this. Harsh, with an element of truth.
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Re: Ace Frehley Jokes
Not funny at all.
Rather offensive I say.
Rather offensive I say.
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Re: Ace Frehley Jokes
Imagine what he'd do to Vinnie in a roast!Warrior wrote:Not funny at all.
Rather offensive I say.
"Stairway to the stars, I think I'll write good health to you." - Albert Bouchard / Richard Meltzer / Donald Roeser
"Vinnie Vincent saved Kiss. It's just too bad he couldn't save himself." - Me
"Vinnie Vincent saved Kiss. It's just too bad he couldn't save himself." - Me
Re: Ace Frehley Jokes
Oh! how awesome would that be.strangeways wrote:Imagine what he'd do to Vinnie in a roast!Warrior wrote:Not funny at all.
Rather offensive I say.
I got Jesus in my fax machine. I saw Ho Chi Minh down @ Burger King. I dated Vinnie Vincent as a Drag Queen. I still don't understand a f**kin' thing.
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Re: Ace Frehley Jokes
Oh all the things that could be said about him....strangeways wrote:Imagine what he'd do to Vinnie in a roast!Warrior wrote:Not funny at all.
Rather offensive I say.
Re: Ace Frehley Jokes
It wouldn't be pretty !.
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I never even noticed Lita Ford, when Joan Jett was on stage with her.strangeways wrote:Lita Ford? It's perfect that her last name is Ford because she's sturdy, reliable and was made in 1907.
Lita fucked so many eighties metal guys that recently her gynecologist found a can of aqua net in her pussy
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He'd sue lolWarrior wrote:It wouldn't be pretty !.
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Things said at a Roast are very much like this. Harsh.Warrior wrote:Not funny at all.
Rather offensive I say.
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