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Ok we stopped to take a pic of the first mesa we seen about 75 miles before the New Mexico border in north Texas. After I took the Pic I decided I needed to take a piss. So I walked into the scub bush next to a old fence line. As I was re-leaving my self I heard the unmistakable sound of a rattle looked down and saw a rattle snake very upset that I had pissed on its head. After running out of the scrub man parts in hand and high stepping like a girl I went back and took pic. He was still rather upset.

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WHOA !!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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The snake was just upset that it wasn't PB71.
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Yep, That snake would have gotten a mouthful. :P :P :P :P
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Wow! Maybe he thought it was another snake trying to mate...

or a grub worm he was gonna eat for dinner? ;)
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Whoa indeed!! Be careful man!!!

I guess when you were done you did the rattlesnake shake?
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It was rubber!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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shramiac wrote:It was rubber!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Nope completely real , and pissed
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I think he was asking about your penis?
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It was real and really pissed (on)!!!!
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Great story. I'm still giggling. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Guess that rattler was pissed on and pissed off. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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