ARE YOOOOOU READY TO RUUUUUMBLE (KISS-STYLE)?!

[PinkWiz]

Fuck the UFC... we got the KFC!
Ok, KISS Kage Match... who comes out on top? I know, I'm bored and can't think of an interesting topic for the life of me... so I gotta resort to this (no disrespect to St. John and Carr, I'm talking about their Rock Warrior/Little Caesar selves respectively so this is strictly hypo-pathetical).

Ok, so who comes out "King of the Mountain" and who's gonna be feelin' some "Sweet Pain" between these matchups :

Gene vs. Paul?
Ace vs. Peter?
Eric C. vs. Eric S.?
Mark vs. Vinnie?
Bruce vs. Tommy?



Also, who would come out on top between ALL TEN and who would be the first thrown outta the ring?

[doublev2]

Paul

[shramiac]

Paul. Though Ace & Peter would fight dirty!

[PinkWiz]

yes ace and peter would prolly fight dirty. i think vinnie could be kinda scrappy, maybe scratch some eyes and pull some hair.

[jesternjeff]

Eric S got some guns, I think he could kick the shit out of all of them. Genes never fought, so know skill right there. He might have troubles w/ Paul. However, Vinnie, Bruce, Ace, Mark St John .. all wimpy, probably pull har. Eric C is to cool to fight as he is to friendly, he would be the first to talk his way out of a fight and koo do's to him for being a real man. Peter C, to old now, his arms were flabby 20 years ago. lol

[PinkWiz]

Yeah Carr seemed too nice to fight. Peter back in the 70's might've put up a good fight but I think for the most part he was all false bravado. I remember Paul saying one time that Peter only acted like a badass when he was behind his bodyguards haha.

[Iceman75]

Eric Singer.
He's in good shape.

[doublev2]

I say Pete, even after the breast surgery.

[jesternjeff]

Pete would go down in flames !!!!!! First one down, I would bet on it !!!!

[doublev2]

yeah, but in my mind he would win and then sing 'you matter to me'

[PinkWiz]

I have a feeling gene would be the first out... by choice. then start betting with the audience on who will win... and start selling merch of the winner and take all the proceeds.

[doublev2]

It would be a cool wrestling game.