Kiss Limbs
Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2011 10:18 am
Just having fun here 
. But i hear so many stories about how nasty Mr Simmons is to some of his fans. "He not like to sign tatoos" 
. It's like Gene thinks someone is gonna saw their arm off, and sell it on Ebay. So I have a solution to this problem. I think Kiss should start signing tatoos, and at the fans request, saw off the limbs with the autograph, and make Kiss Limbs! 
"From the People that brought you Kiss vomit, introducing Kiss Limbs for the ultimate Kiss fan. These limbs are real, and you can bet they come off of real Kiss fans, these are not imposter limbs, these are REAL quality KISS LIMBS. Each limb has been personally copyrighted, trademarked, and certified by Gene. Use them to hold your Kiss M&M's, or even use it an ass scratcher, the possibilities are endless. And don't forget about Kiss vomit and it's 4 wonderful tasty flavors" 
. But i hear so many stories about how nasty Mr Simmons is to some of his fans. "He not like to sign tatoos" . It's like Gene thinks someone is gonna saw their arm off, and sell it on Ebay. So I have a solution to this problem. I think Kiss should start signing tatoos, and at the fans request, saw off the limbs with the autograph, and make Kiss Limbs! "From the People that brought you Kiss vomit, introducing Kiss Limbs for the ultimate Kiss fan. These limbs are real, and you can bet they come off of real Kiss fans, these are not imposter limbs, these are REAL quality KISS LIMBS. Each limb has been personally copyrighted, trademarked, and certified by Gene. Use them to hold your Kiss M&M's, or even use it an ass scratcher, the possibilities are endless
. And don't forget about Kiss vomit and it's 4 wonderful tasty flavors"