Q; How many central bank economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Just one -- he holds the lightbulb and the whole earth revolves around him.



When Albert Einstein died, he met three New Zealanders in the queue outside the Pearly Gates. To pass the time, he asked what were their IQs. The first replied 190. "Wonderful," exclaimed Einstein. "We can discuss the contribution made by Ernest Rutherford to atomic physics and my theory of general relativity." The second answered 150. "Good," said Einstein. "I look forward to discussing the role of New Zealand's nuclear-free legislation in the quest for world peace." The third New Zealander mumbled 50. Einstein paused, and then asked, "So what is your forecast for the unemployment rate next year?"


Q: How many neo-classical economists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: It depends on the wage rate.



When drawing up the guest list for a dinner party, inviting more than 25% economists ruins the conversation.

Talk is cheap. Supply exceeds Demand.

KissMyAss wrote:Q: How many neo-classical economists does it take to change a light bulb?

Yngwie's accountant???

shramiac wrote:

KissMyAss wrote:Q: How many neo-classical economists does it take to change a light bulb?

Yngwie's accountant???

I cut and pasted that joke from a site. It's supposed to be 'neoclassical', not neo-classical. Good catch.

I don't know guys, I need to reconsider my major, economics is too hard. I got a D-, which is passing, but I can't go to the next level. Communications is the easiest major that's also applicable, but that's where all the bro's are. I can't win.

KissMyAss wrote:Q; How many central bank economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Don't know, cause there are a bunch of them lying face down in a shallow graves.
Wonder how that happened?

Lil' Jack Horny wrote:I don't know guys, I need to reconsider my major, economics is too hard. I got a D-, which is passing, but I can't go to the next level. Communications is the easiest major that's also applicable, but that's where all the bro's are. I can't win.

Economics and history .. surely a perfect place to make up some shit that can become fact.

Reference a book that references a book that references a book that references a book that goes on and on.. the original reference was most likely a lie, made up or Chinese whispers, rumour or some guy who wanted some sort of power.. fucking hate quotes and references.. I prefer to start new and forget the crap.

I wrote a whole paper at college about how I don't like references and quotes and the fucker flunked me for not having references and quotes.

People should just quote themselves from there own experiences.

I like your thinking Dino!

metatron wrote:

KissMyAss wrote:Q; How many central bank economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Don't know, cause there are a bunch of them lying face down in a shallow graves.
Wonder how that happened?

Tout vient à point à qui sait attendre

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Not a big believer in Karma. But yes I'll be happy to wait & see the 'good things' that happen to those scum bags.

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