Does Rick Write For The Onion?
Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 5:24 am
Is this his pseudonym under which he writes?
http://www.theonion.com/articles/why-do ... ock,11150/
http://www.theonion.com/articles/why-do ... ock,11150/
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Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 7:21 am
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 9:21 am
The Onion rules!! I printed out some very funny shit at work in the 90's. Still have it.
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 7:44 pm
Did you say writes for the onion, or smells like the onion? 
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 6:15 am
Tastes.KissMyAss wrote:Did you say writes for the onion, or smells like the onion?
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 6:51 am
Easy J.J.KissMyAss wrote:Did you say writes for the onion, or smells like the onion?
No need to give others justification to come after you.
Live in peace and be at peace
Kev
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 6:58 am
Let's all spread our legs for PIECE.
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 7:01 am
I only spread others legsposerboy71 wrote:Let's all spread our legs for PIECE.
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 10:34 am
You Guy's are too much !!! 
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 11:16 am
If I'm spreading anything, it's not going to be my legs.
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 12:05 pm
Crisco-crack or dry ?
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 12:08 pm
As a bone
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 11:48 pm
Only kidding about the onion. It isn't a personal attack, just playing with words.poserboy71 wrote:Let's all spread our legs for PIECE.
I'm reclusive...
http://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/publicat ... obia.shtml
http://www.psychforums.com/social-phobi ... 47849.html
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 11:55 pm
It wasn't personal. How would I know how he smells? I was being silly.Slayer wrote:Easy J.J.KissMyAss wrote:Did you say writes for the onion, or smells like the onion?
No need to give others justification to come after you.
Live in peace and be at peace
Kev
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 2:02 am
Yeah...heh...and how would I know how Rick tastes? Heh. I mean...I've never tasted him.
DON'T JUDGE ME!!
DON'T JUDGE ME!!
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 12:08 pm
He tastes crunchy!erg2 wrote:Yeah...heh...and how would I know how Rick tastes? Heh. I mean...I've never tasted him.
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 12:25 pm
His shorts do.
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 1:59 pm
Here's a simpler equation:
Isolation=no sex life
Isolation=no sex life
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 2:36 pm
I hide behind a door from ALL SOCIAL SITUATIONS.
Are you getting that?
http://shynesswarrior.com/2012/09/03/av ... e-of-tips/
Are you getting that?
http://shynesswarrior.com/2012/09/03/av ... e-of-tips/
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 3:13 pm
I have my best sex when I'm isolated. Nobody knows me like I do...Rick is a close second.KissMyAss wrote:Here's a simpler equation:
Isolation=no sex life
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 4:54 pm
Let's just drop it...
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 7:42 pm
I think dropping 'it' is what they are taking about (JOKES)KissMyAss wrote:Let's just drop it...
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2013 12:31 am
I have dropped "it" on Rick's magnificent chin many times. (Is this getting TOO gay?)
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2013 8:04 am
YES!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2013 8:16 am
Look at this fucking landing strip !!!!erg2 wrote:I have dropped "it" on Rick's magnificent chin many times. (Is this getting TOO gay?)
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2013 8:20 am
KissMyAss wrote:I hide behind a door from ALL SOCIAL SITUATIONS.
Are you getting that?
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2013 4:33 pm
I would gladly allow the grim reaper in my home.
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2013 4:39 pm
Ricky,
Did you play tea bag with the cute little blond girl in the picture?
Did you play tea bag with the cute little blond girl in the picture?
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2013 4:48 pm
No really. I don't give a shit.
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Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2013 6:17 pm
Slayer wrote:Ricky,
Did you play tea bag with the cute little blond girl in the picture?
I think Rick's face is saying, "whatchoo talkin' bout Uncle Kev!"
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2013 6:21 pm
KissMyAss wrote:I would gladly allow the grim reaper in my home.
You mean this one of course?
Norm MacDonald or Adam Carolla? Either one I'm happy!
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2013 11:32 pm
She's off limits right now. My buddy Gorf's lady.Slayer wrote:Ricky,
Did you play tea bag with the cute little blond girl in the picture?
They are cool with me pulling my pud with her in mind though.
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2013 1:46 am
This is an underground broadcast. The zombie apocalypse is upon us!! The dead are rising from their graves in mass quantities and seem to be attacking the city. Bolt your doors, hide in your storm cellars, and don't forget to bring a loaded shotgun. If you smell rotten flesh, shoot to kill. Oh my god, they're breaking through the door...Aaaaaaaa!!!!!
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2013 2:36 am
Don't know the artist of that grim reaper. It's just really cool looking. I like that deviant art site.shramiac wrote:KissMyAss wrote:I would gladly allow the grim reaper in my home.
You mean this one of course?
Norm MacDonald or Adam Carolla? Either one I'm happy!
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2013 5:21 pm
LOLposerboy71 wrote:She's off limits right now. My buddy Gorf's lady.Slayer wrote:Ricky,
Did you play tea bag with the cute little blond girl in the picture?
They are cool with me pulling my pud with her in mind though.
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 11:09 am
I'm not dropping the soap in the shower.......I'll gladly spread the butt cheeks!KissMyAss wrote:Let's just drop it...
HOO-RAH!
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 1:07 pm
That's offensive and insensitive.
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 6:17 am
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Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 4:57 pm
How about this stupid look?