Courtesy of Jim Florentine's podcast (these were jokes Jim was unable to use due to Ace canceling out on the Dee Snider roast so he read them on his podcast)

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jim ... d427360363



Ace Frehley's face has the texture of an english muffin. Instead of make up he should've smeared strawberry jam on himself.
Ace Frehley's face looks like they used it put out the Great White club fire in Rhode Island.
Ace, you hit the wall harder than Dale Earnhardt.
Ace, it's a good thing you got away from that arrogant loud mouth that loves to hear himself talk Gene Simmons and instead made friends with Eddie Trunk.
Eddie Trunk? I've tried to get him to lose weight for years. Oh well, eventually diabetes will take his feet and he'll drop a few pounds.
Although, if he didn't have any feet he wouldn't be able to chase Ace Frehley around in case his tongue fell out of his ass.
Lita Ford? It's perfect that her last name is Ford because she's sturdy, reliable and was made in 1907.
Lita fucked so many eighties metal guys that recently her gynecologist found a can of aqua net in her pussy.

There are more in the podcast itself.

Jokes are meant to be funny!

He's by far the weak link on That Metal Show. IMO

shramiac wrote:Jokes are meant to be funny!

He's by far the weak link on That Metal Show. IMO

That's funny - I think his counterpart is the weak link.

Jokes at a toast are pretty much like this. Harsh, with an element of truth.

Not funny at all.
Rather offensive I say.

Warrior wrote:Not funny at all.
Rather offensive I say.

Imagine what he'd do to Vinnie in a roast!

strangeways wrote:

Warrior wrote:Not funny at all.
Rather offensive I say.

Imagine what he'd do to Vinnie in a roast!

Oh! how awesome would that be.

strangeways wrote:

Warrior wrote:Not funny at all.
Rather offensive I say.

Imagine what he'd do to Vinnie in a roast!

Oh all the things that could be said about him....

It wouldn't be pretty !.

strangeways wrote:Lita Ford? It's perfect that her last name is Ford because she's sturdy, reliable and was made in 1907.
Lita fucked so many eighties metal guys that recently her gynecologist found a can of aqua net in her pussy

I never even noticed Lita Ford, when Joan Jett was on stage with her.

Warrior wrote:It wouldn't be pretty !.

He'd sue lol

he wouldn't sue he's suzie q!

Warrior wrote:Not funny at all.
Rather offensive I say.

Things said at a Roast are very much like this. Harsh.