This is something hilarious that happened during the process of me and my fiance moving. I feel the need to share...for it was priceless.

After packing all of our things for several hours in the blistering heat and sweating like pigs, we finally finished and my fiance's sister drove up to our new destination. Once we arrived, we started the hellish process of unpacking.

At one point I was walking out the house toward the U-Haul when I hear my fiance's sister say, "I ain't touching that!"
I question what it could be that she's refusing to touch as I walk up the side of the U-Haul with my fiance following me. Once I rounded the back of the U-Haul I see her pointing toward something inside.

I look over and see my suitcase that held all my lingerie was upside down and had popped open slightly...with my dildo hanging out, dangling in the wind.
"Sorry, dude but like I said, I can't touch that!", she says. I stand there for a second, staring. My man chuckles. We all then burst out laughing

His sister began questioning why it was double ended to my fiance. He says, "Well I assure you the other end isn't meant for MY hole."

I wish I had taken a picture. It was priceless. I just had to share this story with everyone XD lol

That would've been soooooo silly, if like, she would've picked up the dildo, and uuuuh, like you know... gave you a longing stare... and uuuuh, like, uuuuh...

... nevermind, I shall return in a bit...

Lol. Men.

That could have gone down differently, yes.....lol......

I do like to look at other women but I don't 'roll' that way. lol. I'm only sexually attracted to men and men who look like women x]

LMAO xD I am actually laughing right now

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Slayer wrote:[youtube][/youtube]

That was fucking hilarious xD

I'm here to help

Slayer wrote:I'm here to help

spoken like a true californian

AceAlive1 wrote:

Slayer wrote:I'm here to help

spoken like a true californian

- I think?

AnkhWarrior wrote:I'm only sexually attracted to men and men who look like women x]

Does this do anything for ya?

Slayer wrote:

AceAlive1 wrote:

Slayer wrote:I'm here to help

spoken like a true californian

- I think?

compliment,bro. im from california originally

AceAlive1 wrote:

Slayer wrote:

AceAlive1 wrote:

Slayer wrote:I'm here to help

spoken like a true californian

- I think?

compliment,bro. im from california originally

Where did you live in California? I've been around Riverside for nearly 48 years - Sheesh! Fossil

PinkWiz wrote:

AnkhWarrior wrote:I'm only sexually attracted to men and men who look like women x]

Does this do anything for ya?

Ehhh I'm more into the drag queen look and men that are just naturally feminine looking instead of masculine

AW,the story was funny and you were way too kind towards your bf.........a simple rolling of the eyes and and a smirk would have turned the joke on him.

Btw,back at the shopping center............
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AnkhWarrior wrote:

PinkWiz wrote:

AnkhWarrior wrote:I'm only sexually attracted to men and men who look like women x]

Does this do anything for ya?

Ehhh I'm more into the drag queen look and men that are just naturally feminine looking instead of masculine

I was gonna question your sanity if u thought THAT was attractive...

PinkWiz wrote:

AnkhWarrior wrote:

PinkWiz wrote:

AnkhWarrior wrote:I'm only sexually attracted to men and men who look like women x]

Does this do anything for ya?

Ehhh I'm more into the drag queen look and men that are just naturally feminine looking instead of masculine

I was gonna question your sanity if u thought THAT was attractive...

Well, are we not all insane in our own little way? No one is ever 100% 'sane', nor normal. Normality is whatever the majority of the population makes it out to be x]

AnkhWarrior wrote:

PinkWiz wrote:

AnkhWarrior wrote:

PinkWiz wrote:

AnkhWarrior wrote:I'm only sexually attracted to men and men who look like women x]

Does this do anything for ya?

Ehhh I'm more into the drag queen look and men that are just naturally feminine looking instead of masculine

I was gonna question your sanity if u thought THAT was attractive...

Well, are we not all insane in our own little way? No one is ever 100% 'sane', nor normal. Normality is whatever the majority of the population makes it out to be x]

this is the reason you are insane

AceAlive1 wrote:

AnkhWarrior wrote:

PinkWiz wrote:

AnkhWarrior wrote:

PinkWiz wrote:

AnkhWarrior wrote:I'm only sexually attracted to men and men who look like women x]

Does this do anything for ya?

Ehhh I'm more into the drag queen look and men that are just naturally feminine looking instead of masculine

I was gonna question your sanity if u thought THAT was attractive...

Well, are we not all insane in our own little way? No one is ever 100% 'sane', nor normal. Normality is whatever the majority of the population makes it out to be x]

this is the reason you are insane

Oh, fuck you
Like Lady KAKA says, "I was born this way!"

AnkhWarrior wrote:

AceAlive1 wrote:

AnkhWarrior wrote:

PinkWiz wrote:

AnkhWarrior wrote:

PinkWiz wrote:

AnkhWarrior wrote:I'm only sexually attracted to men and men who look like women x]

Does this do anything for ya?

Ehhh I'm more into the drag queen look and men that are just naturally feminine looking instead of masculine

I was gonna question your sanity if u thought THAT was attractive...

Well, are we not all insane in our own little way? No one is ever 100% 'sane', nor normal. Normality is whatever the majority of the population makes it out to be x]

this is the reason you are insane

Oh, fuck you

hey, dont offer.............a friend of mine who'd still nieve to dating calls me "homewrecker"

but i cannot confirm nor deny.

That pic is me and my wife as Kurt and Courtney, Halloween'08... she hates it... I love it.

AceAlive1 wrote:

AnkhWarrior wrote:

AceAlive1 wrote:

AnkhWarrior wrote:

PinkWiz wrote:

AnkhWarrior wrote:

PinkWiz wrote:

AnkhWarrior wrote:I'm only sexually attracted to men and men who look like women x]

Does this do anything for ya?

Ehhh I'm more into the drag queen look and men that are just naturally feminine looking instead of masculine

I was gonna question your sanity if u thought THAT was attractive...

Well, are we not all insane in our own little way? No one is ever 100% 'sane', nor normal. Normality is whatever the majority of the population makes it out to be x]

this is the reason you are insane

Oh, fuck you

hey, dont offer.............a friend of mine who'd still nieve to dating calls me "homewrecker"

but i cannot confirm nor deny.

Pfft. I AM the one and ONLY pussy destroyer.

AnkhWarrior wrote:

AceAlive1 wrote:

AnkhWarrior wrote:

AceAlive1 wrote:

AnkhWarrior wrote:

PinkWiz wrote:

AnkhWarrior wrote:

PinkWiz wrote:

AnkhWarrior wrote:I'm only sexually attracted to men and men who look like women x]

Does this do anything for ya?

Ehhh I'm more into the drag queen look and men that are just naturally feminine looking instead of masculine

I was gonna question your sanity if u thought THAT was attractive...

Well, are we not all insane in our own little way? No one is ever 100% 'sane', nor normal. Normality is whatever the majority of the population makes it out to be x]

this is the reason you are insane

Oh, fuck you

hey, dont offer.............a friend of mine who'd still nieve to dating calls me "homewrecker"

but i cannot confirm nor deny.

Pfft. I AM the one and ONLY pussy destroyer.

LMFAO...ok u got me beat.............





























I LIED

I am going to shut up now before I get too explicit lolol

ankh wrote:AW,the story was funny and you were way too kind towards your bf.........a simple rolling of the eyes and and a smirk would have turned the joke on him.

Btw,back at the shopping center............
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Dat there is sum funny shit! I hope that he got the opportunity to use every one of those horse dongs on the girl filming the video. Hell, after that she would be stretched out so wide that you could drive a truck through that gape

ankh wrote:AW,the story was funny and you were way too kind towards your bf.........a simple rolling of the eyes and and a smirk would have turned the joke on him.

Btw,back at the shopping center............
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The pink one is almost exactly like mine! Except the double ended part and mine is flesh toned.

Oh and trust me...the joke is on him every night. "The Punisher" comes after him almost every night.

you go after him with this?


if you want to scare him,threaten him to buy a feeldoe

ankh wrote:you go after him with this?


if you want to scare him,threaten him to buy a feeldoe

Nope!

I nicknamed one of my *cough* toys *cough* "The Punisher" because it would scare the hell out of you if you saw it coming at ya in the dark!

Hm and a feeldoe! First time I seen something like that. Might be purchasing one soon then. Thanks for sharing x]

mmmmmmmmmm, punisher in the dark reminds me of this famous video joke:

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a friend of mine used to work in a "shop",the FD was a couple's and women's favourite

AnkhWarrior wrote:

ankh wrote:you go after him with this?


if you want to scare him,threaten him to buy a feeldoe

Nope!

I nicknamed one of my *cough* toys *cough* "The Punisher" because it would scare the hell out of you if you saw it coming at ya in the dark!

Hm and a feeldoe! First time I seen something like that. Might be purchasing one soon then. Thanks for sharing x]

You like a little back door stimulation at the same time?

Slayer wrote:

AnkhWarrior wrote:

ankh wrote:you go after him with this?


if you want to scare him,threaten him to buy a feeldoe

Nope!

I nicknamed one of my *cough* toys *cough* "The Punisher" because it would scare the hell out of you if you saw it coming at ya in the dark!

Hm and a feeldoe! First time I seen something like that. Might be purchasing one soon then. Thanks for sharing x]

You like a little back door stimulation at the same time?

I feel no shame!

Boing straight up twelve o clock

More gay shit......
Is someone trying to tell us something?

It is time for an encore of "Sex with Bea"

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about giving/taking advice......................

Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned by a east coast resident, which was posted on the Internet. It's funny, as well as informative:

Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the other specific laws and how to follow them:

When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15:19- 24. The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?

A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?

Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?

I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? - Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

Your devoted fan,
Jim

Haha, that letter sums up abuse of religion perfectly. Why anyone would follow it to the law is beyond me... life's already hard enough without putting more limitations on yourself and others. Live and let live...or live and let die... same difference

Remember though according to Mike Huckabee the bible/ten commandments is the basis for western law!
Conveniently they ignore the prohibitions against wearing poly cotton blends and offering unleavened bread with a blood sacrafice.