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Hey Guys and Gals,
I have decided to compete with Tom Palecki and TJ Monster.
I am throwing my pink feather clip-ons into the ring and starting Poserboy Guitars !!!!

I will only be making PINK VV-inspired guitars.
$1,040.00 dollar deposit. $4,000.00 upon shipment.
Autographed version will be $6,478.03 cheaper

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Proto-POON :
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I do not want one.
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Oh :shock:
Mhm, I also think I don't need one :wink: :mrgreen:
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if it comes in brown i am a taker. thats charm central.
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choice of headstocks too, nice poserboy
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I'm out! LOL.....
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Nice sticky oilly pastel paint. Belly button lint will stick nicely to it.
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Hey the first one comes with 24 frets! Can't complain about that!!! :lol:
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I'll sell ya this pink guitar for only $500. And throw in a free one year subscription to this forum. You can talk to ME PERSONALLY..worth every penny...well more like not worth one penny....but just consider it a bonus. Send the payment to my email

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Just got this e-mail from POONSTAR GUITARZ
POONSTAR GUITARZ wrote: Thanks for you inquiries Dannii-Poon. As I was typing this e-mail, I was able to build you a PINK VV-in-Spyder-ed guitar. I've included the photo of the labour intensive hours I've put in to building this pearler for you. Please forward me my CA$H.....$6,478.03 & I'll fly over & hand it to you personally.

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When do the parts sail in from China?
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Bloody AWESOME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Poserboy Guitars - Featuring the harPOON, POONstar,and POONie Tunes guitar models.

"Making great guitars MEDIOCRE"
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rick what is this crude item?
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Crude ? How rude !!!!
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i love crude. is this really your work?
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Crude is his medium. A true master.
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doublev2 wrote:... is this really your work?
:wink: :D :lol: And this guy is really Gene Simmons .
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Not fat enough.
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doublev2 wrote:if it comes in brown i am a taker. thats charm central.

:shock: :shock: :lol: :lol:
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poserboy71 wrote:
doublev2 wrote:... is this really your work?
:wink: :D :lol: And this guy is really Gene Simmons .
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YES Dino, judging by the picture, it comes in brown.
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LMFAO ... :D
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Do you think Gene Simmons is part lizard? It came to mind for some reason
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