Instructions from a friend

poserboy71 · Post by **poserboy71** » Sun Apr 17, 2011 2:41 pm

A good friend recently shared this with me:
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Psychiatric Hot-line.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 4.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 1, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
...If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are depressed, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.
If you are Vinnie Vincent...Hate the only fans you have left.

so42gob4dawn · Post by **so42gob4dawn** » Tue Apr 19, 2011 3:05 am

Feeling bitchy, are you?

metatron · Post by **metatron** » Tue Apr 19, 2011 12:52 pm

so42gob4dawn wrote:Feeling bitchy, are you?

I always feel like a b!tch

...Wouldn't mind two of them, so if there is any conversation I don't need to be involved.

Well I've run through rainbows and castles of candy
I cried a river of tears from the pain
I try to dance with what life has to hand me
My partner's been pleasure...my partner's been pain

There are days when I swear I could fly like an eagle
And dark desperate hours that nobody sees
My arms stretched triumphant on top of the mountain
My head in my hands...down on my knees

Sometimes it's a bitch...sometimes it's a breeze
Sometimes love's blind...and sometimes it sees
Sometimes it's roses...and, sometimes it's weeds
Sometimes it's a bitch...sometimes it's a breeze

I've reached in darkness and come out with treasure
I've laid down with love and I woke up with lies
What's it all worth only the heart can measure
It's not what's in the mirror...but what's left inside

Sometimes it's a bitch...sometimes it's a breeze

poserboy71 · Post by **poserboy71** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 1:58 am

Those are great lyrics.

Brooklyn_Born · Post by **Brooklyn_Born** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 4:57 am

Stevie Nicks & Jon Bon Jovi

poserboy71 · Post by **poserboy71** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 8:52 am

so42gob4dawn wrote:Feeling bitchy, are you?

Not my words. Just something funny a friend shared with me.

metatron · Post by **metatron** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 1:19 pm

poserboy71 wrote:
so42gob4dawn wrote:Feeling bitchy, are you?
Not my words. Just something funny a friend shared with me.

Don't think "I" was being bitchy at at. Just stating the facts. Some people should realize that 'The Nile' (about our hero) ain't just a strip club in Oregon.

http://www.thenileeugene.com/

...Now, that's being B!TCHY...(You ain't seen nothin' yet)

so42gob4dawn · Post by **so42gob4dawn** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 1:51 pm

poserboy71 wrote:
so42gob4dawn wrote:Feeling bitchy, are you?

Not my words. Just something funny a friend shared with me.

I was referring to the snide little comment added to the end.

The jokes been around a long time.

Post by **Genebaby** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 2:02 pm

That's the whole point of it, making it relevant to Vinnie, today.

so42gob4dawn · Post by **so42gob4dawn** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 3:02 pm

Just saying there's been so many posts tearing down Vinnie that it's making the forum unpleasant to read.

Like being a new friend invited over to someone's house and walking in on a full fledged family fight.

Post by **Genebaby** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 5:03 pm

It's just some playfull ribbing. That is a good way to describe it though.

It's an unfortunate testament to modern day Vinnie's behaviour.

Brooklyn_Born · Post by **Brooklyn_Born** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 5:23 pm

This forum is a reflection of the truth and the state of play with Vinnie.. We don't hold back here and we speak our minds... We ain't going to sugar coat the situation... I love Vinnie and his music but he hasn't given us much to work with here... Apart from 9k guitars which we can't afford...

shramiac · Post by **shramiac** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 5:51 pm

so42gob4dawn wrote:Just saying there's been so many posts tearing down Vinnie that it's making the forum unpleasant to read.

Like being a new friend invited over to someone's house and walking in on a full fledged family fight.

Gotta agree with that! A lot of overly agro posts and some things that should be a PM between members rather than on the board!

metatron · Post by **metatron** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 8:42 pm

so42gob4dawn wrote:
poserboy71 wrote:
so42gob4dawn wrote:Feeling bitchy, are you?
Not my words. Just something funny a friend shared with me.
I was referring to the snide little comment added to the end.
The jokes been around a long time.

shramiac wrote:
so42gob4dawn wrote:Just saying there's been so many posts tearing down Vinnie that it's making the forum unpleasant to read.
Like being a new friend invited over to someone's house and walking in on a full fledged family fight.
Gotta agree with that! A lot of overly agro posts and some things that should be a PM between members rather than on the board!

Just for the record,,,and I make NO apologies, I sent the post to Poser, not in private, but on another social networking site...He must have considered it 'FUNNY' (You know that thing, when someone cracks a joke) & seen the black humor of it & posted it here.
The 'snide little comment added to the end' was purposely added by me when I sent the post to Poser. You know what's REALLY FUNNY...Every line above my, 'snide little comment' is an exaggeration. The last line, well it's a fact Jack! Everyone here has tried to be supportive of VV & in return he does nothing but try to swindle his fans. ...(shramiac is that enough agro for you...you softcock...give me a hug you big lug

). I can see from a newbies point of view how this can be shocking & overwhelming...But if read enough post you'll realize that the people doing the most slamming, also do the most praising of VV past efforts. Unfortunately for those easily offend all I can say if suck it princess, cause like Vince Neil sang 'You can't change me'

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shramiac · Post by **shramiac** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 9:40 pm

It's not just this post, there's been others that I found annoying but that's just my soft-cockness that I have to deal with!!!

metatron · Post by **metatron** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 9:54 pm

shramiac wrote:It's not just this post, there's been others that I found annoying but that's just my soft-cockness that I have to deal with!!!

Hey man, I was only joking with the softcock stuff...I pretty much haven't been posting that much these day...Starting to feel like a dog chancing his own tail. Shramiac, if your not happy with something speak up, no one is holding you back. You have as much right to disagree with what I or anyone else posts as I & others have the right to post it. Go for it, Vent my friend. Run it up the flag pole

metatron · Post by **metatron** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 10:04 pm

so42gob4dawn wrote:Just saying there's been so many posts tearing down Vinnie that it's making the forum unpleasant to read.

Like being a new friend invited over to someone's house and walking in on a full fledged family fight.

I don't see any one in the VVFORUM family fighting. Yes there have been very rare skirmishes, but for the most part everyone is supportive of each other. The one that gets singled out is the one that doesn't play fair...In this case it VV. A shame, but it's the truth. The only negativity right now is coming straight from you so42gob4dawn. When you point someone out have you noticed that your other 3 fingers are pointing right back at yourself.
THIS IS PERSON VV

so42gob4dawn · Post by **so42gob4dawn** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 10:29 pm

Oh no, you're not putting this off on me. I'm not the one pouring out the Vinnie hate on the forum. And there's more than one of you responsible for creating the 'bitchy' atmosphere here. Being angry is fine, but going on and on about it turns new people away and invites more negativity to explode all over the place like a rotten egg. Like to like.

Brooklyn_Born · Post by **Brooklyn_Born** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 10:49 pm

This Forum isn't that negative anyway.. We mostly support Vinnie and occasionally have a gripe about the current climate we are faced with... There are 100 members on this forum of which maybe 10-15 of us post on a daily basis.. We are Real Vinnie fans and we are always hoping for some positive news.. Unfortunately some negative things have happened to some forum members because of Vin's business ventures (Box Set) which has left a bad taste because of how it was handled but we still promote Vinnie on this forum and always will...I have been a fan since the late 80's and Vinnie is and always will be my favorite Guitarist... Let's just nice forward and not start a war here...

Brooklyn_Born · Post by **Brooklyn_Born** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 11:20 pm

Last line replace "nice" with "move"... sorry!

metatron · Post by **metatron** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 11:43 pm

so42gob4dawn wrote:Oh no, you're not putting this off on me. I'm not the one pouring out the Vinnie hate on the forum. And there's more than one of you responsible for creating the 'bitchy' atmosphere here. Being angry is fine, but going on and on about it turns new people away and invites more negativity to explode all over the place like a rotten egg. Like to like.

Yes so42gob4dawn, now that's the spirit.. Let your rage out. Embrace the chaos.
R U Vinnie?

metatron · Post by **metatron** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 11:55 pm

The shit on this post is just laughable @ best. You know...I'm so happy 2day, TJ Monster made my day...The decal for my MONSTER FUCKEN GUITAR looks FUCKEN AWESOME. If u lived here Tj, I'd go & lick you...that's right after ramming my tongue down your throat. Awesome work TJ.

And to keep in theme with VV, I present 'Dinner with Paul'

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Viewer Discretion : WARNING, Maybe too 'Bitchy' for some.

Brooklyn_Born · Post by **Brooklyn_Born** » Thu Apr 21, 2011 12:00 am

Gotta get a Monster!!

metatron · Post by **metatron** » Thu Apr 21, 2011 12:08 am

Brooklyn_Born wrote:Gotta get a Monster!!

Yes you do Brother...Yes you do...I've been thinking of my next one...Got some ideas, but not till next year, unless I win the lotto & then It's 10 of those babies off the bat. Brooklyn_Born thanx for the support too man. Much appreciated.

Heck, I win the Lotto, I'll shout you one on the house. We're not here for long time, we're here for a goooooood time

so42gob4dawn · Post by **so42gob4dawn** » Thu Apr 21, 2011 2:55 am

metatron wrote:
Yes so42gob4dawn, now that's the spirit.. Let your rage out. Embrace the chaos.
R U Vinnie?

Let it burn you.
Let it consume you.

Only in your twisted little daydreams.

metatron · Post by **metatron** » Thu Apr 21, 2011 3:22 am

so42gob4dawn wrote:
metatron wrote:
Yes so42gob4dawn, now that's the spirit.. Let your rage out. Embrace the chaos.
R U Vinnie?
Let it burn you.
Let it consume you.

Only in your twisted little daydreams.

I didn't start the fire. I just more fuel on top of it.

poserboy71 · Post by **poserboy71** » Thu Apr 21, 2011 5:32 am

Now that's the spirit SO42GOB4DAWN !!! Nothing is done in a mean spirit. It is all playful yet truthful. I'm never bitchy.

Metatron is correct. The members that have shown the most support have also shown 100 times more support for Vinnie.

Shram, You are a great guy.

WITH RESPECT- All I can say is if you or anyone else doesn't like what is being written, then it is up to you to come up with posts that you would like answers to. No harm no foul. Most everything that has been brought up about personal lives has been done so because of the Vinnie connection. Those bases should be covered completely with no questions left. If only ONE forum member is curious, then , they deserve the answer.
If you have something on your mind, I am all ears so I can help you through it. I just may have needed to get that shit off my chest.If things get too deep for some, then please swim only in the shallow end. I am totally lost when you guys start talking about cars but I don't ask anyone to PM each other because I don't understand.

Brooklyn Born and Vic, You guys nailed it !!!

All of us have been the butt of jokes here. THICK SKIN. Shram, I've been the focal point of your jokes. It's only humor. It is all done in a brotherly manner.

NOBODY SHOULD GET CENSORED HERE !!!

The initial post was meant to share a chuckle amongst friends. Some cerebral humor with a dumb punchline that reflects our frustrations.
Yes, Metatron shared that with me on Facebook. Yes, I posted it here and didn't name him to protect him.
Someone else sent me my avatar. I didn't "out" them either. To me it is humorous. It might not be to you and you are welcome to disagree.

That is why our forum is so awesome. Because we can maintain our friendships even when there are disagreements. Being censored, as we were on the DoubleV Forums ,only leads to REAL fights.

I think this thread is highly successful because we got some great REAL responses and not watered down bullshit.

Now everyone , go off and enjoy the rest of the forum and each other , and keep smiling.

Keep the jokes BLUE motherfuckers !!!

Brooklyn_Born · Post by **Brooklyn_Born** » Thu Apr 21, 2011 6:11 am

Well alright Brother!

I think you hit there Rick, the idea is not to take this all to seriously we are here to have some fun

Let's not get too dramatic we can turn on the Evening News for Drama... This Forum is here for members to speak...

Brooklyn_Born · Post by **Brooklyn_Born** » Thu Apr 21, 2011 6:12 am

First line I meant to say hit "it"... Sorry, damn I Phone...

Post by **Genebaby** » Thu Apr 21, 2011 6:45 am

Brooklyn_Born wrote:First line I meant to say hit "it"... Sorry, damn I Phone...

Do you have en Edit button when you've finished posting? It's there for a little while.....so you should be able to fix any fluffs you've made....lol....

poserboy71 · Post by **poserboy71** » Thu Apr 21, 2011 6:48 am

Brooklyn Born is a well known FLUFFER !!!

Brooklyn_Born · Post by **Brooklyn_Born** » Thu Apr 21, 2011 9:13 am

Haha I do have the edit screen and usually check my post but when I'm on the run...sometimes I miss

Fluffer? I wish! Haha! Only for the Ladies though...I love fluff...

poserboy71 · Post by **poserboy71** » Thu Apr 21, 2011 9:16 am

Brooklyn_Born · Post by **Brooklyn_Born** » Thu Apr 21, 2011 9:30 am

Rick I wish we had that Fluff here in Australia! That looks gooood!

poserboy71 · Post by **poserboy71** » Thu Apr 21, 2011 9:31 am

It's so good ,it's easy to get confused as to whether you should to eat it or fuck it.

Brooklyn_Born · Post by **Brooklyn_Born** » Thu Apr 21, 2011 9:42 am

I understand man, I totally understand

I love sugar!

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