How many Tommy Lees does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Tommy Lees does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. He tried to screw the light socket and got shocked.
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Re: How many Tommy Lees does it take to screw in a light bul
Has this got to do with something that has happened recently to Tommy Lee? I avoid anything about Motley Crue. Especially Nikki Sixx. Nikki & Tommy are media whores. My wife got the new SIXX AM CD. It's good, but sadly it sound a lot at times like Nickleback,,,,& I loath Nickleback.
I got Jesus in my fax machine. I saw Ho Chi Minh down @ Burger King. I dated Vinnie Vincent as a Drag Queen. I still don't understand a f**kin' thing.
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass and I'm all out of bubble gum.
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass and I'm all out of bubble gum.
Re: How many Tommy Lees does it take to screw in a light bul
I listened to Sixx AM
The opening track had killer riffs but the perfect singing was too tame for me.
Very....um....as my dumb as management would say.....between the flags
The opening track had killer riffs but the perfect singing was too tame for me.
Very....um....as my dumb as management would say.....between the flags
Re: How many Tommy Lees does it take to screw in a light bul
No. It has to do with he'll try to screw anything....metatron wrote:Has this got to do with something that has happened recently to Tommy Lee? I avoid anything about Motley Crue. Especially Nikki Sixx. Nikki & Tommy are media whores. My wife got the new SIXX AM CD. It's good, but sadly it sound a lot at times like Nickleback,,,,& I loath Nickleback.
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Re: How many Tommy Lees does it take to screw in a light bul
You're naughty!!! 
Promises made, crying in vain, all empty. Never accepting the blame and not letting go of the shame. A river of tears, as months turn to years, all wasted. On someone not willing to change.Now only a shadow remains! 
Re: How many Tommy Lees does it take to screw in a light bul
shramiac wrote:You're naughty!!!
Yeaaaaa!
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Re: How many Tommy Lees does it take to screw in a light bul
How many Mark S:t John's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. He screwes up his hand instead, and needs to have Bruce Kulick to step in for him.
None. He screwes up his hand instead, and needs to have Bruce Kulick to step in for him.
