A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that?"
The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
A 90 year old and a doctor.....
A 90 year old and a doctor.....
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Re: A 90 year old and a doctor.....
KissMyAss wrote:A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that?"
The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
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Re: A 90 year old and a doctor.....
Great ! LOL!!!!!
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I've heard it with a slightly different tag line, it's a good joke.
Makes me think of the song Goin' Blind of course.
Makes me think of the song Goin' Blind of course.
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Yep, it's an e mail jokeGenebaby wrote:I've heard it with a slightly different tag line, it's a good joke.
Makes me think of the song Goin' Blind of course.
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