Boyz Are Gonna Rock

Portillo · Post by **Portillo** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 10:10 pm

Vinnie didnt really live up to his lyrics did he.

The boyz are gonna rock
WE'RE NEVER GONNA STOP
The boyz are gonna rock
We'll take it to the top
UNTIL THE DAY WE DROP
The boyz are gonna rock

Post by **Genebaby** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 9:11 am

No, no he didn't.

Vdog · Post by **Vdog** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 9:52 am

Portillo wrote:Vinnie didnt really live up to his lyrics did he.

The boyz are gonna sue
WE'RE NEVER GONNA STOP
The boyz are gonna sue
We'll take it to the judge
UNTIL THE DAY WE DROP
The boyz are gonna sue

Re-written by Vdog to more accurately reflect the situation.

PinkWiz · Post by **PinkWiz** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:01 am

Vdog wrote:
Portillo wrote:Vinnie didnt really live up to his lyrics did he.

The boyz are gonna sue
WE'RE NEVER GONNA STOP
The boyz are gonna sue
We'll take it to the judge
UNTIL THE DAY WE DROP
The boyz are gonna sue

Re-written by Vdog to more accurately reflect the situation.

I can see the video now, vinnie stabbing the judge with his guitar instead of his amps and vinnie's lawyer running across the stage ablaze after he sets him on fire...

Vdog · Post by **Vdog** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 2:06 am

Good idea. The video ends with him as a pensioner, masturbating in front of his computer from the comfort of his wifes garden shed.

erg2 · Post by **erg2** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 2:15 pm

Vdog wrote:Good idea. The video ends with him as a pensioner, masturbating in front of his computer from the comfort of his wifes garden shed.

That's a blatant lie, VDog. Vinnie can no longer get an erection, much less jerk the flaccid pinkie to fruition. He's too consumed with monitoring every mention of his name on the Internet 24 hours a day to be healthy enough to pump enough blood to the lifeless husk which was once a penis.

metatron · Post by **metatron** » Fri Apr 13, 2012 9:24 am

erg2 wrote:
Vdog wrote:Good idea. The video ends with him as a pensioner, masturbating in front of his computer from the comfort of his wifes garden shed.
That's a blatant lie, VDog. Vinnie can no longer get an erection, much less jerk the flaccid pinkie to fruition. He's too consumed with monitoring every mention of his name on the Internet 24 hours a day to be healthy enough to pump enough blood to the lifeless husk which was once a penis.

lifeless husk which was once a penis

Vdog · Post by **Vdog** » Fri Apr 13, 2012 9:54 am

Ok I nearly ruined a new laptop with the "lifeless husk" line.

MatthewF · Post by **MatthewF** » Sat Apr 14, 2012 9:35 pm

Almost blew chunks huh?

poserboy71 · Post by **poserboy71** » Sun Apr 15, 2012 12:24 am

MatthewF wrote:Almost blew chunks huh?

metatron · Post by **metatron** » Sun Apr 15, 2012 7:46 am

poserboy71 wrote:
MatthewF wrote:Almost blew chunks huh?

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erg2 · Post by **erg2** » Sun Apr 15, 2012 10:35 pm

Truffle Shuffle!!

MatthewF · Post by **MatthewF** » Mon Apr 16, 2012 8:24 pm

I'm too sexy for my shit! O er wait a minute my shirt! .......damn I hope there are no Freudians here)