What would happen if Vinnie wrote screenplays

KissMyAss · Post by **KissMyAss** » Mon Jun 04, 2012 2:45 pm

He gave the middle finger to devoted fans, and experienced the karma.

So he tried his hand at screenplay writing:

This movie is the version of "Titanic" in which the guy pushes the chick overboard. In the end, he's alone not by choice but because he just couldn't care about anyone. This version failed in the box office. Before the good version of the Titanic came out. Nobody wanted to take a date to see somebody saying to a girl, "I'm taking the life raft. You can swim in the arctic for all I care." Apathy failed to move the audience's emotions, but it moved people out of the theater.

Vinnie wrote the screenplay. And the theme song, "Freeze, bitch"

Okay, so this is a scenario. It is an accurate portrayal. Don't you think?

PinkWiz · Post by **PinkWiz** » Mon Jun 04, 2012 3:35 pm

Vinnie would jump on the life raft first then charge everyone $500 to use it.

poserboy71 · Post by **poserboy71** » Mon Jun 04, 2012 3:38 pm

He would jump in THEN bust a hole in it on purpose and sink.

PinkWiz · Post by **PinkWiz** » Mon Jun 04, 2012 3:40 pm

poserboy71 wrote:He would jump in THEN bust a hole in it on purpose and sink.

KissMyAss · Post by **KissMyAss** » Mon Jun 04, 2012 3:59 pm

PinkWiz wrote:Vinnie would jump on the life raft first then charge everyone $500 to use it.

True.

He'd also charge $500 per ticket to see the movie.

doublev2 · Post by **doublev2** » Mon Jun 04, 2012 4:31 pm

He only sees his own side of the story and believes his own lies so I don't see how he could write anything.

KissMyAss · Post by **KissMyAss** » Mon Jun 04, 2012 5:09 pm

Do you think one of the double v members will tell him about this and it will hurt his feelings? I forget sometimes Vinnie obsesses over this forum....then feels hated.

doublev2 · Post by **doublev2** » Mon Jun 04, 2012 5:12 pm

He reads everything here and spends about half a day on the board .

doublev2 · Post by **doublev2** » Mon Jun 04, 2012 5:13 pm

Vinnie has never been one to worry about peoples feelings.

poserboy71 · Post by **poserboy71** » Mon Jun 04, 2012 9:49 pm

KissMyAss wrote:Do you think one of the double v members will tell him about this and it will hurt his feelings? I forget sometimes Vinnie obsesses over this forum....then feels hated.

I would hope that he wouldn't. When I deserve jabs, I take it like a man but also realize that in most cases ,if someone really hates you, they won't bother to say anything.

KissMyAss · Post by **KissMyAss** » Mon Jun 04, 2012 11:42 pm

Yeah, but I feel like a bitch. It's the shit I can't take back....Nothing justifies my hurting his feelings...or anyone else's.

KissMyAss · Post by **KissMyAss** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 12:01 am

poserboy71 wrote:
KissMyAss wrote:Do you think one of the double v members will tell him about this and it will hurt his feelings? I forget sometimes Vinnie obsesses over this forum....then feels hated.
I would hope that he wouldn't. When I deserve jabs, I take it like a man but also realize that in most cases ,if someone really hates you, they won't bother to say anything.

Oh yeah....and it's hard not to know. Vinnie did that, didn't he?

metatron · Post by **metatron** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:18 am

Just rewrite 'A Beautiful Mind' & make VV the John Nash character. Instead of it being about a genius who is a co-recipient, with Martin Hansen (Josh Lucas), of the prestigious Carnegie Scholarship for mathematics at Princeton University. It can be about a brilliant virtuoso songwriter guitarist, who was once in one the biggest bands on this planet, how he was handed the keys to the kingdom of Rock n' Roll & how he destroyed it. The move poster slogan can be something like,
'His brilliance is only over shadowed by his insanity'
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poserboy71 · Post by **poserboy71** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:03 am

I look at it as busting his balls. One would hope that he would be a fucking man and stand up for himself if we are actually hurting his feelings.
I will give him a small benefit of the doubt until then. The window for him to make things better will always be open in my case.

PinkWiz · Post by **PinkWiz** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:58 am

oh man, if little shit like this is gonna hurt his feelings (from people that actually still have a care for the guy) then when he steps back out into the real world one day, he's gonna be in tears.

erg2 · Post by **erg2** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 10:16 pm

I love my parents and my brothers, but there isn't anyone in the world whose balls I bust harder. And they bust mine just as hard.
If we didn't care about Vinnie to some degree we wouldn't ever bother posting ANYTHING about him.

poserboy71 · Post by **poserboy71** » Wed Jun 06, 2012 5:19 am

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