I am totally & completely emotionally erect after reading 'Exibit A'. Ahhhhhhh, there it goes (Now I've got got some Exibit B to add to it...ah, might need one of those ultra-violet lights for this one)
I got Jesus in my fax machine. I saw Ho Chi Minh down @ Burger King. I dated Vinnie Vincent as a Drag Queen. I still don't understand a f**kin' thing. I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass and I'm all out of bubble gum.
Live life as though it is the third law; "to every action there is an equal and opposite reaction." Rules apply whether we are cognizant of them or oblivious.
Live life as though it is the third law; "to every action there is an equal and opposite reaction." Rules apply whether we are cognizant of them or oblivious.
Promises made, crying in vain, all empty. Never accepting the blame and not letting go of the shame. A river of tears, as months turn to years, all wasted. On someone not willing to change.Now only a shadow remains!
Promises made, crying in vain, all empty. Never accepting the blame and not letting go of the shame. A river of tears, as months turn to years, all wasted. On someone not willing to change.Now only a shadow remains!
Check it out peeps I got me a job yes indeed. Working the graveyard shift at the corner gas station. Maybe I should let Andy broom know...ha ha I might have no life and a lot of cats but I got a JOB!!!!
If you see me fallen and endless fall
If you hear me calling a never ending call
If you see me bleeding I'm losing control
If you see me dying I'm dying alone.
Live life as though it is the third law; "to every action there is an equal and opposite reaction." Rules apply whether we are cognizant of them or oblivious.
Boy, I'm glad I'm not carrying one of those things around :
Live life as though it is the third law; "to every action there is an equal and opposite reaction." Rules apply whether we are cognizant of them or oblivious.
Promises made, crying in vain, all empty. Never accepting the blame and not letting go of the shame. A river of tears, as months turn to years, all wasted. On someone not willing to change.Now only a shadow remains!
Boy, I'm glad I'm not carrying one of those things around :
Yer, my one is always LOADED & has a Feather Lite Trigger. God help us if the wind blows in the wrong direction.
I got Jesus in my fax machine. I saw Ho Chi Minh down @ Burger King. I dated Vinnie Vincent as a Drag Queen. I still don't understand a f**kin' thing. I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass and I'm all out of bubble gum.
metatron wrote:I am totally & completely emotionally erect after reading 'Exibit A'. Ahhhhhhh, there it goes (Now I've got got some Exibit B to add to it...ah, might need one of those ultra-violet lights for this one)
KissMyAss wrote:Syrup.
Classic KMA
I got Jesus in my fax machine. I saw Ho Chi Minh down @ Burger King. I dated Vinnie Vincent as a Drag Queen. I still don't understand a f**kin' thing. I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass and I'm all out of bubble gum.
When I pee it sounds like someone emptying a large bucket of water in one second. Reminds me of when they dunk the winning coach at the superbowl.. sound of ice hitting the bowl
doublev2 wrote:When I pee it sounds like someone emptying a large bucket of water in one second. Reminds me of when they dunk the winning coach at the superbowl.. sound of ice hitting the bowl
doublev2 wrote:When I pee it sounds like someone emptying a large bucket of water in one second. Reminds me of when they dunk the winning coach at the superbowl.. sound of ice hitting the bowl
so basically you have a big cock?!
Yes it's huge, I've seen it. One could say it's a
I got Jesus in my fax machine. I saw Ho Chi Minh down @ Burger King. I dated Vinnie Vincent as a Drag Queen. I still don't understand a f**kin' thing. I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass and I'm all out of bubble gum.
